Funny Dad Bod Shirt “This Isn’t a Dad Bod. It’s a Father Figure.” Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt, Gift for Him, Gag Birthday Present
Say hello to the ultimate dad joke in wearable form:
“This Isn’t a Dad Bod. It’s a Father Figure.” ?
This hilarious unisex t-shirt is printed on soft, breathable 100% organic cotton — ideal for dads, uncles, or anyone with a sense of humor and a slightly creaky back. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because they're the MVP of mediocre dancing and meat grilling.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Care Instructions:
• Wash cold, inside-out
• Hang dry or tumble low
• Do not iron on print
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This item is made to order and ships from one of our trusted global fulfillment partners. We offer both Standard and Express shipping options when available.
🛠️ Fulfillment Time
Production takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
🚚 Estimated Delivery Times (After Fulfillment)
United Kingdom: 3–7 business days
Europe: 5–10 business days
USA & Canada: 5–12 business days
Rest of World: 7–20 business days
Some orders may ship in multiple packages depending on item type or location.
⚡ Express Shipping
Express shipping is available at checkout for eligible locations and products.
Delivery time: 1–3 business days after fulfillment
A valid phone number is required for Express shipping at checkout.
🌍 Customs & Import Fees
UK & EU orders: Typically no additional import charges
Other countries: Customs fees or taxes may apply depending on your location. These are the buyer’s responsibility.
📦 Tracking
You’ll receive a tracking link once your item has shipped. Please allow a few days for tracking to update after production.
Note: This shipping info applies only to this product. Other items may ship separately or follow different timelines.
Not satisfied? No problem.
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery for unused products in their original condition.
Customers are responsible for return postage unless the item is faulty.
Contact us to start a return.
